The Daily Word 07.13.09 Those crazy Spanish kids and their bulls, I swear. Imagine getting jabbed in the gooch.Swearing can make you fucking feel better.In 2001, the [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Bookish British Boy Beaten By Banshee 13-year-old Daniel Wilkins got his ass kicked by a ghost and cried like a little girl. It scared him so bad he wanted [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More Though I am dead, I will beat your little pecker ass from beyond my very grave, Daniel Wilkins.
The Daily Word 07.20.09 There’s a broken toilet in space. Giant Squids attack!Private Bowe Bergdahl: captured by the Taliban.DNA is telepathic and is not the same in [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Napkin Art #14 Profile Of Heiko This week’s napkin art comes courtesy of Nolan Rudi, who is primarily a photographer but also, as it turns out, a wicked napkin [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
The Haunted Doll Has Been Sold. You missed out, fuckers. The haunted doll on ebay went for only $22.49 US. This is not the first time I’ve cautioned against [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Napkin Art #13 Holy crap. This amazing napkin was submitted by Inga L. Anhalt. She let me look at her journal, too, which was an astounding [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
Did You Light Any Fireworks On Saturday? Alibi Question Of The Week #14 A friend of mine finally got a mortar and some shells, like the big guys use. I imagine it must have been way [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 07.06.09 There’s a serial killer in South Carolina.Michael Jackson’s brain has been removed, and he will be buried without it. Meanwhile, his restless soul [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
A Raccoon Story I just got back from Bob’s farm in Minnesota. I have lots of boring stories to share, and this will be the first.When [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More Oh, to be washing some food in a cold brook.
