How To Train Your Dog To Do Something Weird Dogs understand English, but only about as well as a cave man.If you need to teach your dog something weird, try what I [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 22, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 1.19.09 UFOs were photographed near Chama.Jesus appears in a lava lamp.I can’t wait until they sell memory pills.A father was arrested after his kids [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 22, 2009 Read More
I Wish I Could Vomit Whenever I Wanted It would be excellent if I could vomit whenever I wanted. I’d vomit on my steering wheel while driving; I’d vomit on people [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 22, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 01.26.09 Some of Obama’s advisers were subpoenaed in the Blagojevich scandal.More bird flu in China.Here’s a list of the SAG Award winners.Home Depot is [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 22, 2009 Read More
Ricardo Montalban Died KHAN! Ricardo Montalban died today at the ripe old age of 88. He was adored by many. Rest in peace, scary little Rich [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Alibi Question Of The Week What’s the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Twenty Things That Build A Child’s Character 1) Snuggie (aka Tight Panty, Melvin, Wedgie). Victim’s underpants are forcefully pulled up his butt crack. Some scholars maintain that the Melvin entails [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Blue Blocker Rap I hate rap. Unless it’s rap about Blue Blocker Sunglasses. Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Taco Bell’s Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch This is a new Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch sitting on my desk and, as you can see, they burned it a little. I’m [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 01.12.09 Earth may be entering a new Ice Age.Would you rather have a tiny Toyota or a flying car?A 13-year-old boy had an awesome [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
