Alien Phone Call “Get Me Brett Weir I Said!” In the early Alibi days, a lot of the staffers set their computers to SETI at night so they could help unravel the [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 17, 2008 Read More An Alien Is Greeted By Earth’s Top Scientists
The Daily Word 1.21.08 The Germans don’t like their new smoking ban because it reminds them of the Nazis.The Germans don’t like Tom Cruise because he reminds [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 17, 2008 Read More
Why Is This Funny? I don’t know, but I almost died the first time I saw it. Nick Brown \ Jan 17, 2008 Read More
Giant Spider Vs The Space Shuttle Lookit. Kind of like the Santa Fe Courthouse Ghost. Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 12.17.07 New Species discovered in the Foja Mountains.World’s oldest person dies at 116.Saudi rape victim pardoned. Joe Leiberman endorses John McCain.Tim Burton and Helena [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Shatner Girls See if you can match these soft-focus babes with the episode, or simply enjoy the science fiction as you pull your black boots [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Fun Facts Just so you know, when my dad said he was listening to Rush last night, he was talking about Rush Limbaugh.I am a [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 12.24.07 Is Santa a yeti?Drunk guy thought he was jumping into a snow bank…Learn about the North Pole Inner Earth Expedition.There’s an 18 inch [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Shittiest Christmas Song For this year’s shittiest Christmas song, I vote John “Couger” Mellencamp’s shitty rendition of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” if only for [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Merry Kringletide Yulings From The Yeti “ To see a yeti in your dream, suggests that you need to learn to find balance between your reasonable, rational side and [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
