The Spread Of Wal-Mart Watch America’s superstore appear like boils across the ass of this great land.The year I was born, there weren’t yet any in New [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More (From thestockmasters.com)
Muppets Still Rule Such a good read. Highlights: – Oscar (the best of all muppets) is called Akhtar in Pakistan and lives in an oil barrel.– [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Blue Blocker Rap I hate rap. Unless it’s rap about Blue Blocker Sunglasses. Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Dtv: The “D” Is For Dong I spent most of last week watching endless reruns of “House” on TV. Seriously, my couch has a nice set of ass prints [...] Maren Tarro \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More Watch the promo for this set (featuring the “Fireman’s Pump”) [url]http://store.nexternal.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=shope2&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=863125026&Count2=780265450&CategoryID=154&Target=products.asp[/url][xurl].
Twenty Things That Build A Child’s Character 1) Snuggie (aka Tight Panty, Melvin, Wedgie). Victim’s underpants are forcefully pulled up his butt crack. Some scholars maintain that the Melvin entails [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Local Blogosphere Roundup 01.04.09 A Wireless Message A new zine was unleashed! It is called Lodo Voce.Johnny Mango gushed over the Leo Depew Collection (of amazingly cool ’20s-era radios) at [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Alibi Question Of The Week What’s the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
The Alibi's Weekend Hit List The Alibi's Weekend Hit List As the holiday season finally draws to a close and our ailing bank accounts (hopefully) get replenished, there are a couple of neat [...] Adam Fox \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More Here’s to a delicious first weekend of 2009.
Taco Bell’s Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch This is a new Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch sitting on my desk and, as you can see, they burned it a little. I’m [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More