I am playing guitar with a small performance troupe. We put on very corny trade shows with bad dancing and cheap costumes. I [...]

Just so you know, when my dad said he was listening to Rush last night, he was talking about Rush Limbaugh.I am a [...]

Here’s my new favorite story. Ken Williams, the mayor of Centerton, Arkansas for six years, recently announced that he wasn’t really Ken Williams… [...]

I am drunk and driving my red and white truck at night. I come into a corner too fast and sideswipe the guard [...]

Did you know that there’s a lightning storm by a lake in Venezuela that’s pretty much always happening? Have you ever seen goats [...]

It’s been said that 3% of all teddybears are haunted. I don’t like those odds. It’s also been said that haunted toys can’t [...]