There's Something In My Eye! There's Something In My Eye! It started last November. While getting ready for bed one night, some hard particle worked its way into my left eyelid and decided [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More Makes my eyes burn just looking at it. Eww.
Duh! A Senate report was just issued stating there’s no evidence Saddam Hussein had ties with al-Qaida. Well, duh! Didn’t we know that already? [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
You Can Still Register To Vote ... You Can Still Register To Vote ... … until Tuesday, Oct. 10 . Consider this a reminder. The midterm elections are coming up on Tuesday, Nov. 7 , and we [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More If a token celebrity tells you to vote, will that make you more likely to do it? Hey, we’ll try anything.
No Kidding Gotta hand it to President Bush. He’s a world-class campaigner, and he never seems to stop. Kind of makes you wish he’d take [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More
The Charade Continues ... The Charade Continues ... Could it possibly be an election year? 9/11! Vote Republican! 9/11! Vote Republican or the terrorists will kill you, your mother and your [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More If only you people were as smart as I am ...
Lost Luckies Labor Day weekend means camping, picnics and lots and lots of wine. Art & Chocolate Festival— For just one more awesome thing going [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More Who likes pork roast?
Step Away From The Animal The entire world seems to be in mourning for Steve Irwin, the Aussie wackjob who made his fame and fortune by aggravating dangerous [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More If Steve Irwin had really respected nature, he would have left it alone.
Heckle The Headlines I read (or scan) a lot of papers and their sites every day, trying to get ideas for stories. One byproduct is that [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More
You Spell Honor Like A Brit! There’s no denying the all mighty power of Chuck Norris. He will always have the round house kick to my … um … [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More Go ninja, go ninja, go!
Ride ’Em Tiny Cowboy! My cousin raises miniature horses, or horseys as I like to call them, one of which recently had a baby that I was [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 07, 2006 Read More Oh my god! Get that creepy thing away from my arm!
