1) Create a picture of a candy heart that says something dirty. I made mine say Ass Wipe and I’m going to send [...]

Let me see… Mary… Mary. Ah, yes. Mary who writes to me about marrying Russian ladies. Now I remember.

In case you forgot, today is Free Grand Slam Day at Denny’s, but you only have two more hours to cash in. I [...]

Until now, Hollywood has insisted on portraying the Hulk as a mindless, raging animal of destruction, incapable of speech, reflection or quieter emotions. [...]

Here is a short list of people who have been urging me to woo a Russian bride:Midia PontocomBurl LugoHakes StitzerFlossie StovallMolitorAndy DzambaJustin RobertiBreitling [...]

If you can identify it, you can claim it at the Alibi front desk.

Saturday was Brother’s Day. We wore fake moustaches and set off fireworks until the neighbors complained. We had chupacabras meat, dried octopus and [...]

Yes, you heard me. Four of us went to Goth Karaoke Night at Retros on Tuesday. I hadn’t been in Retros for a [...]