The Daily Word 10.18.10: Beaver’s Mom, Yetis And Ufos. Actress Barbara Billingsly, the Beaver’s mom, is dead at 94. Evil Saudi prince kills servant. German chancellor says multicultural society has failed. This [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 07, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 9.27.10: Segway Casualty, Obama In Albuquerque And Kenny Rogers Wannabes. American infidels can expect an “October Surpise” from al Qaeda.Segway’s owner died driving a Segway off a cliff.A Buddhist monk made footprints in [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 23, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 10.4.10: Tiger Woods, Chicken Nuggets And Cows In Rio Rancho Three die in a fiery Pakistan tanker attack.A mad scientist won the Nobel Prize for grusome experiments involving test-tube babies. Michael Vick was [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 23, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word: The Dark Witch, Lohan’s Drug Test Fail, Aps On Condoms Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell dabbled in witchcraft. She’s also, um, kind of into Tolkien.She got some advice from the Dark Witch. Colin [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 23, 2010 Read More
Congratulations To The Delks: 2010 State Fair Ranch Family Of The Year! We’d also like to congratulate the Vigils: the New Mexico Department of Agriculture’s 2010 Farm Family of the Year. They own Nambe Orchards. Nick Brown \ Sep 23, 2010 Read More (from l to r) Stacy and Mark Delk; Caren Cowan, New Mexico Cattle Growers' Association, who presented the award; and Diane and Joe Delk.
Honk, Honk, Honk Your Harmonica For Fabulous Cash Prizes In Socorro. My old pal Ronna Kalish (who was in the Twigs, a great Albuquerque band of yesteryear) sent me a reminder about the Socorro [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 23, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 9.13.10: Robot Skin, Hitler Liked Disney, And Aldous Huxley Died On Acid. Watch a video of the San Bruno gas explosion.Not everyone loves Lady Gaga.Delicious, crispy robot skin can feel pleasure and pain. Pressure, anyway.Six [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 16, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 9.06.10: Elo Hay Bale, Puppy Killer And Jerry Lewis’ Fantasy Life. It’s Slaybor Day. ELO’s Mike Edwards was killed by a giant bale of hay. What a terrible thing to lose.There were six earthquakes [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 09, 2010 Read More
Who Will Be Grand Marshall Of This Year’s New Mexico State Fair Parade? Sam Donaldson. Sam Donaldson will be Grand Marshall of this year’s State Fair Parade. Pinch me, I’m dreaming. Because nothing spells family fun [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 02, 2010 Read More I love a deadly serious parade.
The Daily Word For 8.30.10: A Chupacabras Bite, A Fancy Car And A Monkey Riding A Goat. A Dallas woman was bitten by the Chupacabras.Here are the Emmy winners.There were shootings in Arizona and Alaska.One time, a monkey rode a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 02, 2010 Read More